Federal Bureau of Magica Creatures

I am most proud to announce that I and my fantasy creatures

Stenhjaert the dragon

Xylon the little guy and all his many descendants

Silvio, Meneka, Kaempie and Reuben the wizards

Hacatine the evil sorceress queen

Promise the good half-sorceress

Abbott the half-wizard

The gypsies

The pirates

And any other creature floating in and about the Realm

today, have all officially become happy or unhappy subjects of the Federal Bureau of Magical Creatures, headquarters in Bonn, Germany and are now under the utmost scrutiny of the Parliament but with careful consideration will find our department heads and perhaps....learn German!